Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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