Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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