hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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