should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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