Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
