Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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