Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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