how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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