how can u be prego again
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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