careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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