Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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