Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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