My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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