Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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