The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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