No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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