chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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