You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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