You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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