'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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