We're like a lot better than the average bears
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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