The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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