after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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