I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The air taste purple.
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