To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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