Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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