Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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