do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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