it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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