good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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