google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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