This is not my ceiling
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No subtext here. People are naked.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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