So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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