porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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