Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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