Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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