Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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