doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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