Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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