Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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