Dual....:-)
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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