CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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