i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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