no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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