i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
