A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
