dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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