I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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