I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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