i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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