I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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