We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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