I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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