at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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